Chapter 1, No!

One can distinctly feel the airplane rapidly descending in a free fall

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Has the recruitment of pilots by airlines become so casual now

When the last thunderous roar arrived, Chen Xiaolian's final thought before losing consciousness was: Could I really be this unlucky? I'm only eighteen! ... I'm still a virgin! ... I'm the one who writes time-travel novels, right? ! I can't be traveling through time myself, can I? !

Two flight attendants in first class, one of whom is older and likely the chief attendant, appears relatively composed, soothing the passengers with a gentle tone

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There was nothing unusual; encountering such incidents during a flight is truly very common

"Excuse me, please make way." Chen Xiaolian's smile was very polite, yet somewhat shy

Wait a moment, you dropped something

Although the chief attendant is still using a calm and gentle voice to reassure the passengers, stating that there is nothing serious.

Internal testing ... ... dungeon. ... ... ... players ...

Two hours later, Chen Xiaolian was startled awake by a sudden jolt. He removed his eye mask and looked around in confusion, only to see the indicator light above him illuminate.

Although when entering the industry, he created a rather humorous public persona for himself, which can be considered a prank on his readers—he used a photo casually taken from a social media friend as his profile picture: it was of a chubby white man in his thirties with a round face.

Moreover, Chen Xiaolian instinctively sensed that the way the other person was looking at her was somewhat strange

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Chen Xiaolian, male

Just took a sip of beer, and a passenger sat down in the adjacent seat. A glance revealed a little girl with a short bob haircut... fair-skinned, with a pair of bright, sparkling big eyes, dressed in a light blue short skirt, sitting in her seat, her pair of pale little legs swinging back and forth—well, this really exposes her height, as she is sitting in her seat and her feet can't even reach the ground.

Well, this trip will be about over by the time school starts again. If I don't make the school basketball team this time, I might as well give up on that idea. After all, if I want to pursue cheerleaders, I don't necessarily have to be a basketball player

Two staff members glanced at Chen Xiaolian and immediately cleared the way in front of the restroom door

Wiping the water off her face, Chen Xiaolian made a shooting gesture and threw the crumpled tissue into the trash can

Splashing a handful of cool water on her face, she rubbed her face vigorously and glanced at the mirror, where a slightly immature and somewhat overly delicate face stared back at her. Chen Xiaolian made a face at herself.

Indeed, it seems that the new settings have been completed, and the instances have also been prepared. This internal test should be quite lively, as some very skilled players have been selected to participate.

Chen Xiaolian took two steps forward when suddenly she heard someone calling her from behind

Alas, it seems there is more work to be done

Chen Xiaolian took a glance at it and indeed it was hers; it must have fallen out when she took out a tissue from her bag earlier

The flight attendant politely guided me to my seat. The space in first class was very spacious. After sitting down and changing into slippers, Chen Xiaolian requested a glass of beer from the flight attendant

In the VIP lounge of the airport, service personnel dressed in elegant uniforms are gently pouring coffee for the guests

As Chen Xiaolian exited the restroom, she saw two individuals dressed in crew uniforms engaged in conversation

Chen Xiaolian could not help but feel a bit anxious in her heart

Given Chen Xiaolian's own age, it is natural that she would not be a lolicon (that is something only older men would be into)

The movements are fairly standard, and I have practiced privately. Unfortunately, due to the limitation of my height, it is likely that I will have no connection with basketball in this lifetime

Oni ... ... Oh me ... ... Yimida ... ...

At his current age, there are not many expenses he needs to worry about; matters such as marriage, having children, and buying a house are still quite distant for him

This minor incident did not trouble Chen Xiaolian for long. Upon returning to the waiting area, he had some coffee and played mobile games for a while. After an hour, Chen Xiaolian boarded the plane

This was the pilot's last sentence, and then he waved goodbye to himself, as the two of them left together in another direction

Quickly exiting the background and shutting down the computer, he stuffed the notebook into his bag. Suddenly, he felt a strong urge to urinate and glanced at his phone; it was still early. Chen Xiaolian swiftly got up, grabbed his bag, and ran towards the restroom.

Well, I have been despised by others

Is he mentally unstable? One can only wonder who would be unfortunate enough to board the plane he is piloting

Tremble

But the true fact is ... ...

Chen Xiaolian stretched lazily and quickly uploaded a chapter he had just finished writing to the author's backend. After a moment's thought, he swiftly typed a line: Requesting monthly tickets

Later, it seemed that she took out her phone and answered a call, hearing the little girl on the other end speaking in a clear, doll-like voice.

However, Chen Xiaolian noticed that the young and beautiful flight attendant, sitting there, had a pair of beautiful legs that were...

Chen Xiaolian suddenly became tense. But at that moment, out of nowhere, a loud noise suddenly erupted!

Soon, with another announcement from the flight attendant, the airplane began to slowly taxi down the runway, and after a violent jolt, it soared into the sky

The little girl from next door in South Korea began to cry in fear, still screaming in Korean

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Chen Xiaolian chuckled softly, simply took out an eye mask and put it on, closing her eyes to rest her mind

It is inexplicable

I can only say ... ... good luck to you

Noticing Chen Xiaolian looking at her, the little girl made brief eye contact with Chen Xiaolian, seemingly instinctively nodding her head in a polite manner, yet her attitude remained indifferent, as if the nod was merely a reflexive courtesy

As she struck the last punctuation mark on the keyboard, Chen Xiaolian raised her head and rubbed her aching temples

... ...

Then... it must be that something significant has happened!

Turning back, the tall and slender pilot on the left bent down to pick up something from the ground and handed it to Chen Xiaolian: "Your boarding pass"

Hastily expressing thanks a few times, the pilot squinted and glanced at Chen Xiaolian: "Flight XX3307? Interesting..."

What surprised him slightly was that these two people were actually speaking Chinese—although in this small Southeast Asian country, ninety percent of the tourists are of Chinese descent... However, it is indeed rare for pilots to speak Chinese

There is a sign prohibiting smoking in the airport restroom. I picked up my phone to check WeChat. Just as Chen Xiaolian was about to leave, she suddenly heard voices coming from the restroom entrance.

This is the airport of a tourist city in a small country in Southeast Asia

I went! Even the flight attendant was trembling in fear

The flight attendant announced in a gentle voice that the plane is experiencing some turbulence due to air currents and requested everyone to remain seated and refrain from moving around

What kind of talk is this

Having checked the time, there is still some time before the flight departs

It was that young flight attendant... When Chen Xiaolian boarded the plane, he had taken a few more glances at her, as she possessed a pair of very long and beautiful legs, and at this moment, her seat was just diagonally opposite Chen Xiaolian.

He experiences mild symptoms of flight discomfort, commonly known as motion sickness. It is best to have some alcoholic beverages and take a nap after boarding the plane

Chen Xiaolian secretly laughed: Korean loli...

Chen Xiaolian was momentarily taken aback, but the other party merely smiled and nodded at him before turning around and walking into the cockpit

It seemed that the other party noticed that he was still looking at her, and her gaze became increasingly indifferent, especially upon seeing Chen Xiaolian's youthful face, which appeared to be quite young, yet he was holding a glass of beer and drinking... Her expression seemed to convey a sense of disdain.

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The airplane suddenly experienced weightlessness, and the cabin was filled with exclamations of surprise.

After a few minutes, the frequency of the airplane's turbulence seemed to increase, and the intensity grew stronger. The passengers gradually began to feel a sense of panic.

It was only during boarding that I saw among the crew members standing at the cabin door to greet passengers, that guy who said "good luck"!

Wow

What piqued Chen Xiaolian's curiosity even more was that their discussion seemed to clearly revolve around the topic of online games

The attractiveness of this face is still somewhat distant from the level of 'handsome'; the only commendable aspect might be described as 'refined'.

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In fact, Chen Xiaolian is not too far from the age of "shota"; he is only eighteen years old, and he is still very far from the age of "daddy".

Thus, every time she thinks of those female fans in the reader group calling her "uncle" one after another, Chen Xiaolian feels a sense of triumph as if a prank has succeeded

Then a series of loud noises erupted continuously, amidst the terrifying sounds, Chen Xiaolian's face had turned pale, as if all the strength in her body had been drained away

Glancing over, the flight attendant in first class had already taken her seat in the crew's designated area and fastened her seatbelt

Chen Xiaolian could just see a hint of panic and fear in the flight attendant's eyes

Chen Xiaolian looked blankly at the figure of the other person.

I heard that internal testing is about to begin

If classified by the aesthetic standards of comic types, this face in the mirror undoubtedly belongs to the category of "scheming little boy"

Yes, it is trembling

Height is indeed a significant drawback. At the age of eighteen, I am only one hundred seventy centimeters tall. When playing basketball at school, I can only sit in the stands and act as a cheerleader.

I am simply curious that such a young child is able to board a flight alone, especially an international one

The little girl from next door, who is Korean, appears quite composed, sipping orange juice sip by sip, wearing headphones with rabbit ears, listening to music

It is precisely because of this that his readership and fan base all believe that Chen Xiaolian is a chubby young man in his thirties. Fans who are somewhat familiar with him affectionately call him "the dead fat man" or "the chubby uncle"